Backside Clapping

Backside Clapping - polite euphemism for that rhythmic phenomenon that happens during intimate moments; while making love with one's own lady!

After forgetting their anniversary, Dave tried to make it up by suggesting some enthusiastic backside clapping, but his wife just rolled her eyes and handed him a honey do list.

At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"

When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"

When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.

Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.

by exit21 August 11, 2025

Clapped

To be fucked

She bouta get clapped real quick

by GesusChristio June 9, 2018

clap god

when a indisual claps there ass cheeks so hard they make gods big bang look like a pooper

ill clap god your ass

by big boy man baby January 14, 2020

clapped

Andrew D thinks EVERYTHING is clapped. "That 5:00 appointment, clapped." "Matt....That dudes trade, Clapped!!"

"That 5:00 appointment, clapped." "Matt....That dudes trade, Clapped!!"

by Sarahj1888 September 18, 2023

and everybody clapped

a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement

Example
Rue: I can’t get clean, I can’t do that shit forever.
Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).
Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rue: I have a quick question for you.
Cassie: What?
Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?
Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN
Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬

Cassie had real “and everybody clapped” energy when she said that.

by feliciathegoat1 February 8, 2022

clapped

When man is fucking a woman and makes her asscheeks clap

Let me clap your cheeks

(Clapped is someone clapping someone else)

by Rick Rub June 18, 2018

Clapping Farts

When you butt cheeks smack together and make a clapping sound, because you're farting so violently.

I knew I had to take a dump, when the clapping farts came out my ass.

by NastyN8G June 15, 2023