Canada Dry

The one soda that still tastes good after going flat while being sugar and caffeine free.

"The Canadian ball sack goes Canada Dry after a month of back to back sex. "

by Soupy Man 69 January 27, 2022

Canada's history

(noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.

Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.

by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010

Penis tip of Canada

Where Toronto and the surrounding areas are, includes Ottawa and Montreal.

"i live in Toronto!"
"you live in the Penis tip of Canada?"

by Freecorn1854 August 3, 2023

Canada

The worst place to live in the world. Beats you if you wont have sex with family members.

I would rather die than be in canada!

by Smellyfingers November 25, 2023

communist canada

Canada is now a filthy commie. It is now your “opp”.

Communist canada will never be the same ;(

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 1, 2023

Canada's History

A type of Bestiality. The Act of having sex with Beavers while enjoying a G.B. Special.

Dude, There's a G.B. Special!
Lets find some beaver and have a Canada's History!

by RaiinBoi February 4, 2010

parents hail from Canada

Facts

The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.

by Bad C dev November 19, 2024