Breaking Bad

A comically over the top comedy show posing as drama. It's unknown which one is bigger - the number of plot holes and retcons or the number of brainless fans.

Morbius: I love Breaking Bad!

Morpheus : Ah! the show where Gus Fring's backstory is retconned, Mexico is yellow and Hank is an incompetent asshole! And the whole story until the final episode occurs within a year ? Truly one of the shows of all time. Bravo Vince!

by jolly_dinosaur_23 January 31, 2024

Beating it silly style

Beating your meat with both of your hands on the shaft and your feet behind your head while giggling like goofy

You hear that Jim was caught beating it silly style in Mr Jefferson’s class

by SenpaiFlared February 3, 2024

belkin

Belkin someone who is kind, loving, and adventurous. Belkin is a person that loves doing life threatening stuff and enjoys being with friends.

Belkin is a really loving person

by Hibbymoomoo November 20, 2023

Breaking Bad

2 guys cooking blue stuff

Summarize breaking bad in one sentence
2 guys cooking blue stuff

by Teiii November 29, 2023

Beatking

A rapper who honestly makes the best music , he made 2 hit songs , Then leave peace out , and thick ( di di di di di di di di di di di di di dick ) he is an amazing father to 2 kids and an amazing songwriter for shaking that ass .

Person: 1Have you heard of that beatking song Then leave ?
Person:2 PEACE OUT !!

by diordiamondz December 8, 2023

Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR

Don't knock it till you try it.

Try "Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR" NOW

by I LOVE FRYINGPANS February 18, 2024

Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024