Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.

Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."

by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009

Bastard Haircut

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.

"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"

by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long

James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard

by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022

Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person

Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..

by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023

Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .

Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?

by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016

times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

by JackleRaid October 7, 2020