Anal Punched

To brutally attack and hit some what in the A**
that carney got anal punched by her boyfriend
by Jwynn July 06, 2009
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anal shrooming

A fad going around where people take psychedelic mushrooms and instead of ingesting them orally, they place it inside of their anus. This has gained in popularity since the media has reported teens using vodka-soaked tampons in their anus to get drunk.
"Let's get high"

"Yeah man sounds like a good time for some anal shrooming!"
by canterlot November 28, 2011
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Anal Cathedral

An intense pain you get when you're rectum tears during a massive dump, making you want to go to church to repent the things you said.
Black People, Anal Cathedral. Nuff' said.
by PoonMasta69 August 14, 2012
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anal legging

"Anal legging" is a sexual activity that homosexuals enjoy. They take the foot, the foot be very dry, they thrust it inside the anus and then they twinkle the toes inside the anus. It is very painful but they like it.
I enjoyed anal legging with you last night.
by Mihkel Raptor January 23, 2011
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anal stickage

When anal hair sticks from one cheek to the other. Usually caused by poop particles, semen slippage from masterbation, or just plain sweat. Usually very painful to pull apart and can leave a red irritating bump.
Tim told me he had his worst anal stickage of the year after he worked out and had his post workout poop and masterbation session.
by 69'n pubes October 29, 2010
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anal raisin

anal raisins

the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman

small chunks of turd around and in the cock
after i reamed his asshole all night i had so many anal raisins floating in the toilet it looked like chunky soup

man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole

my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged

she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory

the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
by puparoo July 29, 2011
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Anal Congestion

A scenario involving a particular female who is multi fucked by several males in the anus, to the point in which all parties (generally 4-38 participants) do not have enough anal friction in order to obtain an orgasm.
John: "Hey Mike, how'd you like that gorgeous brunette the other night?"

Mike: "Honestly wasn't that good, there was too much anal congestion nobody could do anything"

John: "Ah, of course. That does happen sometimes."
by Raphael Dequenta January 20, 2012
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