Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).
Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."
Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."
Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
by Papsalot January 11, 2010
Get the Anal Curdmug. "Anal legging" is a sexual activity that homosexuals enjoy. They take the foot, the foot be very dry, they thrust it inside the anus and then they twinkle the toes inside the anus. It is very painful but they like it.
by Mihkel Raptor January 24, 2011
Get the anal leggingmug. Although the original Freudian idea of the evolution of the character through various stages like the "anal stage", at each of which it was possible to get stuck, has not really stood the test of time, many outside the psychological community feel that it's still worth having a term for those backed-up individuals one occasionally encounters who have an abiding need to stop fussing about something or other and relax, unclench, and *blow it out their ass*. For this, "anally retentive" (or simply "anal") will serve as well as anything.
by nouiknouik January 27, 2014
Get the anally retentivemug. when yourself or someone else grabs the Oreo from the package and rams it so far up your ass that you can taste the sweet biscuit treat as the hard sides rip a hole in your rectum.
by pineapple- September 5, 2017
Get the anal oreomug. by WhoTFisRyan January 12, 2015
Get the Anal Dustmug. When a person takes a hit off a cigarette, then holds the smoke in, spreads his or her partners ass cheeks and blows as hard as they can in their anal cavity in hope of the partner blowing the smoke out of their mouth.
by Only_Marlow November 20, 2014
Get the Anal Tubamug. when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!
Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.
by LC, Boston December 16, 2009
Get the Anally Allergicmug.