Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.
I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
by Bad C dev February 22, 2023
Get the I am a good manmug. 
When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!
Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!
my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!
Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.
my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!
Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.
by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020
Get the i am going to type your eyes off!mug. 
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>I AM The Greatest Nigga In THe WOrld<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022
Get the How old am I?mug. The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 3, 2024
Get the I think therefore, I ammug.