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anal stickage

When anal hair sticks from one cheek to the other. Usually caused by poop particles, semen slippage from masterbation, or just plain sweat. Usually very painful to pull apart and can leave a red irritating bump.
Tim told me he had his worst anal stickage of the year after he worked out and had his post workout poop and masterbation session.
by 69'n pubes October 29, 2010
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anal rind

an extremely annoying, sad arsed prick who talks shite. North east england in origin
"Alan, man, shut the fuck up yer anal rind. all ye dee is talk aboot fuckin playstation. get a life"
by Normac September 24, 2006
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anally retentive

Although the original Freudian idea of the evolution of the character through various stages like the "anal stage", at each of which it was possible to get stuck, has not really stood the test of time, many outside the psychological community feel that it's still worth having a term for those backed-up individuals one occasionally encounters who have an abiding need to stop fussing about something or other and relax, unclench, and *blow it out their ass*. For this, "anally retentive" (or simply "anal") will serve as well as anything.
He's so anally retentive only dogs can hear him fart.
by nouiknouik January 27, 2014
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Anal Tuba

When a person takes a hit off a cigarette, then holds the smoke in, spreads his or her partners ass cheeks and blows as hard as they can in their anal cavity in hope of the partner blowing the smoke out of their mouth.
Man, I can go for a good ol' anal tuba tonight.
by Only_Marlow November 20, 2014
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Anal Dust

The scrapings of your shit and fart residue on your underwear, and the act of taking a dab of it.
I was so fucked up from that anal dust earlier.
by WhoTFisRyan January 12, 2015
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anal oreo

when yourself or someone else grabs the Oreo from the package and rams it so far up your ass that you can taste the sweet biscuit treat as the hard sides rip a hole in your rectum.
Honey, I am horny do you mind giving me an anal oreo.
by pineapple- September 5, 2017
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Anal Cathedral

An intense pain you get when you're rectum tears during a massive dump, making you want to go to church to repent the things you said.
by PoonMasta69 August 13, 2012
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