Mikey mike

A term used when approaching a group of black men to call yourself gay

Ayyy wassup my names Mikey mike

by Yellowrello5 November 6, 2018

mike goodwin

a weird kid that looks like he is Chinese when he smiles

"That kid looks like Mike Goodwin with his squinty eyes!"

by MIKE IS A LOSER April 27, 2014

mountain mikes

A disgusting pizza place in NorCal where white people go. Or if you’re forced by an end-of-the-season baseball, soccer, basketball, party.

Drew: What’s your favorite pizza place?
Max: definetely not Mountain Mikes that place is wack- but their arcade games are pretty cool.

by norcalhoe11 January 23, 2018

mike jason

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night

by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019

Mike Ross

Technology teacher who looks like Ron Jeremy and Ben Franklin. He wants to revolutionize the country of Jordan. He lives in the White House with Sexy Mo

"Mike Ross is the best technology teacher ever"

by michaelcharlesross May 7, 2018

Mike Sills

Crazy, Wild, Well liked, Quite the smooth talker, Aggresive, Dangerous, Well endowed, Extreme Performer, Over-all inclined to achieve greatness.

That guy just went Mike Sills on her. The boy is smart and talanted you could call him a young Mike Sills.

by guero1088 February 4, 2010

Mike Cocks

The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)

Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.

by youdontknow_me June 27, 2019