Nature Boy

Police slang for a really mellow naked male found to be wandering about in Public.

Cop 1: Hey there. Nature Boy. We need to have a talk with you.

Naked Man: Who me?

Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.

by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020

boi

Non-Plural version of boios

"Boi- You did not just-"

by SaDbOiO November 9, 2018

big boy press conference

Press conference involving a true dialogue between members of the press corp and the political individual, presumably the President. Actual unscripted questions directed toward the President without him possessing prepared responses.

There will be big boy press conference scheduled this coming week which will receive networks coverage.

by Patriot Dave July 9, 2024

bot boy

fucking horable at the game dose not know how to play like demirkan and shenan

shenan is a bot boy

by fuk faace February 24, 2019

Leash Boy

Someone who wears a leash because they are too hyper.

Guy 1: Look at that leash boy
Guy 2: He probably got mistaken for a dog!

by john pseudonym doe May 27, 2019

Dirty Sigma Boy

The act of pulling down your pants and twerking while also having diarrhea, sending it all over the room and your dick and balls

“Whoa dude are you doing a dirty sigma boy??”

“Yeah my dick is covered in shit!!!”

by Ntupid_Sigger December 7, 2024

backpack boy

a short man you can carry around on your back.

alive: I've got a date with a backpack boy tomorrow night
sam: oh girlll, you gonna carry him to your bed?
alice: you know it!! he's a ginger baby too

by mysterious baba March 29, 2022