Best I ever had

Best I've ever had: Me

I'm the Best I ever had

by Im7 October 12, 2023

I am unavailable

When someone is not available, they are busy

I am unavailable because I am petting alpacas

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

<.7.9.7.6>Back Shot, I Will Take It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Back Shot, I <ImA>Will <Ima> Take It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Back Shot, I <ImA>Will <Ima> Take It<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

You cant keep doing this i cant

this is something people living in seattle say when they think youre funny! Sam if u see this theres a neat cozy follow button on my page i will work hard not to disappoint

*meme i made when i had the flu*
Sam: You cant keep doing this i cant

by mika aka thirsty December 13, 2016

am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

Louie I

A person with a tiny cock and a huge ego. This guy is good at fortnite and loves to fish. He sucks at it though. His sister is hotter than fire itself.

Yo girl I slept with Louie I last night. His cock was #small

by Holly Ian October 18, 2018

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023