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<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

i-Ready Learning Games

The only good thing of i-Ready…

“Okay Little Timmy, you can go on i-Ready Learning Games now.”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

I-

Used when you are shocked and speechless

Tiffany: I GOT INTO MY DREAM COLLEGE!
Sarah: I- , SERIOUSLY?

by cringycri December 12, 2021

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

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I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Skrotten i Protten

A sexual act, includes at least two people.

One person fills their belly button with a dip of any choice, another person then proceeds to eat the dip off said persons stomach.

My parents were out of town, so I invited my friends over for some Skrotten i Protten.

Person 1: "Yo dude, do you have any salsa"?
Person 2: "Nah Bro, *hu hum* my girlfriend and I did some crazy Skrotten i Protten last night"
Person 1: "Dang dude, do you have creme fraiché by any chance"? *hu hum*

by Quassi the slippery snake September 3, 2017