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sb. ain't got shit on me

used to express that you are greater and better than somebody else.

or

used to say that somebody has no chance against you
by C-Webb August 9, 2004
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you make my shit itch

the phrase used to express your level of frustration when someone is getting on your nerves or aggravating you.
You are such an idiot, you make my shit itch.
by msn87 December 18, 2012
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Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.
Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
by ebensteben April 27, 2008
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Banana republic shit

Shit that goes on in a country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches in length.
Some people were calling the election Banana republic shit, since they knew that it wasn't like us. America is a superpower, but it's not the country with the largest penis sizes in the world, if we are honest with ourselves and don't let the superpower factor get to our heads. At least China doesn't have to think about it, they know they have some of the shortest dicks in the world (even shorter than the Irish), and they're going to take over everything anyway.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021
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Don't Shit Where I Eat

This term is used to explain the reasons NOT to date a co-worker.

The translation is essentially saying that you are not willing to mess up (shit) where you are making a living for your bread and butter (eats).
Even though I would love to go out with you, Simone, I don't shit where I eat.
by Haleys Comments June 11, 2006
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Oh shit, brown people.

Verb, The act of holding one's purse closer, calling one's children away, crossing the street or leaving the area such as a gym or cafeteria in response to the presence of ethnic persons on the part of Caucasians.

Normally used in the context of "to pull a-"
"As soon as Pedro and Maria walked into the classroom, everybody pulled an oh shit, brown people. Some lady wouldn't even let her kid go to the bathroom until Pedro and Maria left the Building.
by 6181916aB1 July 23, 2010
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I'll tell you that shit for free

when something is so obvious to one person that he will not even charge, for it being to sed to a companion friend or aquaintace.
tom: what do you think of tim's mam?
muthar: she's a propa slag, i'll tell you that shit for free!
tom: thanks muthar you're so genorous!
by muthar November 9, 2004
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