When a bride picks a man instead of a woman to be her main attendant in her wedding. His responsibilities are similar to what a maid of honor’s might be, with some exceptions, depending on what he and the bride may or may not be comfortable with. (Example: He isn’t going to be holding her wedding dress up when she’s on the toilet.) He may also opt out of slipping a dollar into a male stripper’s thong the night before the wedding, but if he’s into that, by all means bring him along! If he’s a big guy he might also be able to move heavy stuff and double as your bodyguard if any ex-boyfriends try to crash the wedding. All in all, an excellent idea, whether you have women you want on your side as well, or if it’s just going to be the Best Man and Man of Honor.
by MetallicGirl September 4, 2023
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by Sun Chaser September 7, 2023
Get the Raining Man mug.So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.
squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
by jink234 September 7, 2023
Get the squeezing a man balls mug.It is a word used by the red pill community (started by YouTube content creator Modern Day Renaissance Man) to describe a man that is the best type of man. All men aspire to be this type of man. It's the modern version of a Renaissance Man, he knows how to lead & be traditional, but gas evolved beyond mythology. He wants to settle down for life but rejects marriage since it is the last legal form of slavery. He will give his woman the world, but the woman must understand & acknowledge her duties up front. There are no free rides due to his strong stance on equality & human rights.
by HeckRock September 8, 2023
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by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
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Ex. Dead man walking.
Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.
Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
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