yogurt you

Yogurt you is a term for finishing on your partners face and then letting it sit and coagulate to the consistency of yogurt.

Jim: "And Sarah told me to yogurt her man, no lie"

Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."

Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.

by L0ng_d0ng_silv3r May 10, 2016

are you serus?

Not believing in the shit the kid just said.

"I fit 3 fingers in that corgi"
"What! are you serus?"

by white iverson October 9, 2016

Chimp You Out

When Curtis and Henry Finley squad up and knock the fuck out of you

Better watch the fuck out before we chimp you out

by Chimp you out October 6, 2016

you two should kiss

What you say to a friend who has a girlfriend and they haven't kissed to make them feel awkward. Also to make fun of a friend who's interested in a girl and won't do anything.

Cody was meeting up with his girlfriend and his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Brian was invited to a party with a girl but he wouldn't do anything to her so his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Christian got depressed about his girlfriend leaving him and then tried to go after another but wouldn't do anything so is friends yelled you two should kiss.

by LEEDLE FUCKING LEE September 17, 2016

when you go ginger, you'll never wanna loose her

basically when you meet a red head, you'll love it too much to get rid of her

"damn she's feisty"
"well once/ when you go ginger, you'll never wanna loose her"

by she's right tho September 7, 2016

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016

When you binna fang some sluh?

When your friends are being racist and you're wondering when they're going to stop.

Friend 1: What's up my 'n-word'?

Friend 2: Maaaaaan, when you binna fang some sluh?!

by _demian August 21, 2016