an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
by KellyLovesIcedTea January 17, 2009
An amazing magical person who lights up your day! They will be there thru everything but then again are dumb and will do literally anything you ask without thinking.
She is a unicorn bee
by Curious Alien June 12, 2022
My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.
by chelseydoeslove May 03, 2016
The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?
by Dugbur November 20, 2023
by Mudhole Queen May 15, 2022