Platonic Top

That one friend that's always on top of everything, he always has plans prepared, always ready to go out, always the social one, typically more extroverted than you.

"Ask Richard for tonight's plans, the dudes the platonic top of this friendship, I let him handle everything."

by Azeban September 12, 2020

loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020

Larry on top

When a short and often stocky man is on top when having sex with a tall companion

We tried Larry on top last night for his birthday

by Cream-daddy July 14, 2022

Love on top

Putting someone semen or female ejaculation on your face

Put my love on top of your face

by Tony Lucas July 26, 2022

Act on top

To make a fake act which is nice and friendly or mean and rude but the actual truth is the opposite mood of the person. Also known as a dramatic act.

Person one: Is he always that rude?
Person two: He usually is not always rude it is really his act on top

by reality5 June 28, 2022

Top Shabber

If a man called Shabs shags

Look at that Shabs, his such a top Shabber

by Shabbertronic August 12, 2022

top princess

A top princess is a top who likes to be courted, spoiled and live a soft life. However, he is still the protector.

I knew he was a top princess because he wanted to be the little spoon after breaking my back in.

by Topswhotwerm November 11, 2022