matt linden

Super sexy, will be forever loved, hot as Brad Pitt (but hotter) should be a hollister model. He will Always be awesome.

Matt linden, I love you, marry me. Oh god, I love you. KISSES!!!! XXXXXXXXXXX

by Linden Lover December 16, 2013

Matt Wallace

A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.

The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'

by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022

Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!

Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe

by Matt parke May 26, 2021

matt makurat

Kevin is gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

Man look at Kevin. He's so gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

by Damnit Kevin January 04, 2014

Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022

Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.

Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.

by Uppies January 09, 2024

Matt Rates

Achieving rates approximately twice as common as advertised.

I was getting drops at Matt Rates while bossing today.

by Dry Gamer August 04, 2022