Theory

Nonononononono... Not talk bitch. And even if it is, we all watched my words bend reality across the globe.

Hym "99% theory. 1% potential for practical application. And as far as needing to talk to people who have done things is concerned, no. I don't. If what I'm saying it is concordant with objective reality then I am CORRECT. Yours if literally an apeal to anecdote. 'You have to accept the anecdotal experience of people regardless of whether or not it's consistent with what generally happens in reality.' Wrong! No I don't. The inverse is actually true. If what generally happens is inconsistent with your anecdotal experience, you need to cede your anecdotal experience as evidence."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Fortnite Theory

The idea that any media can and will be connected to Fortnite. Items can be shortly defined by how many steps there are between it and Fortnite, so Fortnite itself would have a degree of 0 (Fortnite^0) and Minecraft would have a degree of 3 (Minecraft^3)

Fortnite Theory of Minecraft^3 :
Fortnite > Street Fighter > Smash Bros > Minecraft

by Behn2 October 17, 2021

Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 2, 2025

Critical Booty Theory

An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.

Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.

by Quan Master Quan July 12, 2021

The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

Hey I’m bored, let’s test the Forest Gump theory.

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020

Spin theory

There are 360 degrees of ways to get to get to stepping if you spin in a circle.

Oh, you don't like me? Have you heard of the the spin theory?

by Emalyn Nolon January 10, 2020

K-Pop Theory

The K-Pop Theory is the idea that if a character or person becomes popularized enough, there will be an entire group following them like a cult.
This is mostly found in the K-Pop fanbase, and its many groups of 'stanners' (people who stalk and fanboy/girl over these singers. The word is a culmination of the nouns stalker and fan.), thus, the title "K-Pop Theory."

Bob"Wow, that person has really become popular. Their fanbase is like a cult."
"No, they have just followed the K-Pop Theory."

by kalis May 11, 2020