by Namar Garza May 29, 2018
Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.
Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?
by E hates Q February 21, 2023
a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement
Example
Rue: I can’t get clean, I can’t do that shit forever.
Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).
Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rue: I have a quick question for you.
Cassie: What?
Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?
Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN
Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬
Example
Rue: I can’t get clean, I can’t do that shit forever.
Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).
Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rue: I have a quick question for you.
Cassie: What?
Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?
Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN
Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬
by feliciathegoat1 February 8, 2022
a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement, when they really sound corny; used as a noun & usually self serving but can also be interpreted as such from a completely unintentionally arrogant statement
Example:
Rue: I can’t get clean. I can’t do that shit forever.
Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).
Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rue: I have a quick question for you.
Cassie: What?
Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?
Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN
Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬
Example:
Rue: I can’t get clean. I can’t do that shit forever.
Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).
Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rue: I have a quick question for you.
Cassie: What?
Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?
Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN
Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬
by feliciathegoat1 February 8, 2022
The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
by zaworldo August 18, 2021