To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010

it takes two to Tandy

It takes two to Tandy is an uncommonly used turn of phrase used which is used in the context of when you want to Tandy by yourself but you need two.

Oh man I wish i could go Tandy but it takes two to Tandy... I'm talking to myself.

by Tiny fucking mr feet February 17, 2017

Teddy takedown

The swift movement of pulling someone's ankles from under them. Named after Teddy Walker the victim of first Teddy takedown in 2014.

I'm gonna Teddy takedown that kid at lunch

by Leptonomo June 6, 2019

Shot Taker

Expression used by casino pit personnel to refer to a patron who claims to have made wagers they have not, typically on a jam up dice game.

Individuals who "take a shot" are often forcefully removed from a property and barred from playing.

"You need to watch this gentleman carefully, he is a known shot taker."

by JustABoxman September 21, 2019

Helicopter Takeoff

When during sex a man gets in a women and extends all his limbs while the women extends her limbs. She spins around frantically upwards of 60-100mph(her choice) then they fly around the room

Dude Susan did the helicopter takeoff yesterday! I hit my head on the roof

by AsssEater69 December 1, 2019

National Take Your Homie To Dinner Day

April 13th is the day you take your homie to dinner to any classy restaurant you want to take them. Make sure it’s $14 and over as your homie is special.

An example of National take your homie to dinner day.

You: hey homie let’s go to dinner
Your homie: say less
You and your homie go to Buffalo Wild Wings and share some Classic Hot Wings. :)

by TheHomieGpu February 18, 2020

Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020