Summer

If one more person fucking calls me Winter, autumn, spring or dummer i might just murder everyone in 2.5 seconds

Gay fag- “Hey, Winter”

Summer- “Im actually going to slit your neck if you do that one more time”

by Not winter December 6, 2023

Summer

Austens fav ❤️

Summer is austens fav person in life ❤️

by Austoony November 17, 2022

Summers

The last name of a complete dumbass and shitlord

God, he must be a Summers

by Hoe the Second April 5, 2019

Carbonara Boy Summer

When you’re mildly on the autism spectrum and all you eat is carbonara.
Sometimes Pizza

“Why aren’t you eating your picky bits dinner?”
Me “Because it’s Carbonara boy summer mush”

by Ruben. A May 31, 2025

summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

summer thirst

When everyone leaves college for home and options are limited, you catch summer thirst and bang anyone.

I haven't gotten laid in a while. I'm banking on that summer thirst kicking in mid summer.

by fake45's June 26, 2014

Summer Newman

Anyone named Summer Newman must suck their mans dick when they want to

Summers man: Suck my dick!
Summer: Fine, only because my name is Summer Newman

by khosty November 3, 2019