River

River is the best person. He's extremely funny and super sweet. He's not the best at giving advice but he will try and will always listen. He's such a genuine friend that cares about everyone. Loves Star Wars and Cartoons, the best thing to like honestly. He has amazing eyes and a great smile. He's pretty hyper and chaotic but really chill when you get to know him. It takes him a second to warm up to you but once he does he's the best friend you can ask for. Get yourself a River.

River is the sweetest kid around

I love River he's so fun!

by BussinChicken November 23, 2021

river

one of the hottest people alive. he is extremely wonderful, and everyone should be like him.

“river is pog.”
“how profound.”

by swaggychickennugget July 24, 2021

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

River mcneely

a girl who is wild,crazy,cool kid. and i am her.i LOVE Chick-fil-A and netflix

hey that kid loves Chick-fil-A Netflix and she’s crazy wild and cool.
hey i think that’s River mcneely

by Jane the virginXRiverdale❤️❤️ January 20, 2020

From the river to the sea

Is where Israel is actively trying to expand Israel.

Hym "From the river to the sea is where the Jews want Israel to be... So, they're blowing up all the people. Which is genocide. Or is it not genocide when you do it? Oh! Right! If you're not being explicit we all have to deny reality! I forgot! Ok, that's fine. The Jews aren't killing all the Palestinians. They haven't been waiting for an excuse. This isn't the religious narcissistic hero fantasy playing out where you subdue 'evil' to subsequently give yourself an excuse to be evil."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2023

Serenity-River

A girl who wants to love herself is kind, a bitch, a cunt, friendly, fake but only real to real ones, loves Mexicans, doesn’t want to get marry, thoughtful, ruthless, relies on herself, and fuck bitches get money. The definition of serenity.

She is serenity-river

by Vidasrb November 20, 2023

river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food

I almost died from a river shark last night!

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017