piss sandwitches

when u cba to make food so u put piss inbetween sum bread

emma: MARII WTF ARE YOU MAKING
marii: piss sandwitches. reminds me of when you kept PISSING ON THE FLOOR

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Piss Gifted

The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.

I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted

by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015

Jackpot to Piss in

When you are so far in debt that winning the lottery wouldn't even pay off your bills.

Due to credit card companies raising rates on their cards upwards of 30% the average American doesn't have a Jackpot to piss in.

by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010

bleeding piss

when someone keeps telling you lies, spewing bullshit

“I thought Bob said you weren’t coming to the party tonight?”
“Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”

by Bleedingpisspeter May 30, 2018

Pissing Contest

A political debate

John Jackass and Al Asswipe had a pissing contest over minimum wage.

by xsnake1 December 28, 2014

Piss spicket

Another name for male genitalia

I have the best piss spicket. Wanna see it?

by Tony5150 August 27, 2022

Oliver is pissed

Definition one: A YouTuber who is the "Justin Y”
of the Vocaloid side on YouTube
Definition two: They are a YouTube that appears in the comments when it is a Vocaloid related video

Oliver is pissed: *writes a comment on a vocaloid video*
Person: "Why are you everywhere?"
Oliver is pissed: “Because...”

by Oliverispissed July 14, 2022