A rather short wigger male with an exceptionally small penis. Started smoking weed at the age of 7. Loves to dance to "Little Wayne". Thinks Ms. TiggleBitties is hot. His kissing skills have yet to be defined.
by Bailey and Courtney August 9, 2008
Get the Pea Pie mug.The process whereby you take a poo, freeze the log, and then use said log to bang a chick. Like a dildo.
"Hey Mustang, how did you make out with that chick last night?"
"Damn, Jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of Lake Louise and give her an Eskimo Pie"
"Damn, Jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of Lake Louise and give her an Eskimo Pie"
by Mustang Billy February 10, 2010
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Get the chocolate pie mug.The accumulation built up around a the base of a necrophiliac's penis. While this can happen when one is simply a dirty person it is most often attributed to those who engage in a necro-orgy after being in the stage of "fuck drunkenness".
Example 1 -
Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me.
Necrophiliac 2: *vomits*
Example 2 -
Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now.
Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks.
Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*
Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me.
Necrophiliac 2: *vomits*
Example 2 -
Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now.
Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks.
Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*
by Mr. Potatoes [Real] December 29, 2016
Get the apple pie mug.usually used as a term of endearment, but can also be used sarcastically to mock someone when they are being a douchebag; can be used in conjuncture with 'meanie pants'
by asdfghjennn November 6, 2008
Get the sweetie pie mug.Its another word for the vagina. Words like minge, muff, clunge, fanny and pussy are all words with the exact meaning of pudding and pie.
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