beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"

-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016

Penis Bag

A game that has been historically played at music festivals since the late 70s. It involves whack-offs, catamarans and gobblers.

Anyone for a game of Penis Bag?

by Got The Gobbler August 15, 2014

Penis man10

The most legendary hacker/ gamer that ever lived he took on every competive fighting game player at once and didn't even break a sweat that man is awesome

OMG LOOK AT Penis man10 GO HE HIS WINNING

by Sans car April 15, 2020

Penis Pluck

When a mans pubic hair is caught in pants or zipper and is plucked out.

“Fuckkkk I just got a penis pluck I can’t move my legs!”

by Koidan🤙🏼💯 September 19, 2018

penis guitar

When someone takes out their penis and pretends to play it as though they were playing a guitar.

"I planned on going to bed yesterday, but my roommate was penis guitaring in our room, so I went and cried in the bathroom."

by Hieu Jass November 14, 2013

penis voice

a raspy, often "out-of-breath" voice that is developed following oral sex

dude: you hear that girl talk during the presentation today?

dude 2: yeah, totally penis voice, i wonder who was the lucky guy.

by dicktucker54 June 9, 2019

Penis Goblin

Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!

Holy fuck bro, you smoked way too much Moroccan Hash. The Penis Goblins are coming!

by Beesechussy November 25, 2021