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wtf bro

A brother having white temper freckles
Male: hey wtf bro can i hit that 50 joint up cuh?
other: Nah men we ain't roll that way ya her'?
Male: ay yo homies lets get dis biz astch.
Randy: yea man let jump em.
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Bro Kid

Root word: Broxcore
A person that listens to metal/death metal bands such as Throwdown or Terror. They go to shows and don't let anyone besides bro kids dance in the pits. They are generally very mean to scene kids and indie kids and anyone who is remotely different than them. They think they are the toughest shit alive, and they talk crap on everyone they know. They base their lives around "victory" and "honor" but they are very hypocritical and cliche. They will often challenge someone to a fight but they will back out because they are insecure pussies.

They wear basketball shorts, a metal band shirt, slip on vans or nike basketball shoes, and a basball hat with the sticker still on.
"D00d! Did you see that bro kid punch that little girl for two-stepping?! It was so br00t4l!"
by EchelonForever. July 31, 2007
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Bro Hater

A person that hates on bros. A bro hater can be female or male. Bro haters hate on bros for no apparent reason other than being fucking sluts or jealous.

A bro hater is usually a female that your bro is dating. They bitch and complain about everything and interrupt with bro sessions.

Male bro haters simply hate on bros for their good looks, impressive drinking abilities, and skill of fucking multiple girls in the same night. They can be seen at local Star wars conventions or playing video games on a Saturday night.
Female Bro Hater:
David: "Yeah man, Garrett isn't coming out because he is being a pussy."

Sean: "Why not man?" "There is a party tonight."

David: "Because his girlfriend is being a bitch and told him not to." "She's a slutty whore."

Sean: "Bro, she is such a fucking BRO HATER."

Male Bro Hater:

David: "Dude, he's such a bro hater."

Sean: "I know man. I can't believe Luis blew up about me fucking his 14 year old sister."

David: "Whatever man. High-five. Very nice!"
by Fratting Hard February 10, 2010
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Bro in the Dark

When you are bro'in out and the power shuts off. This of course renders a Gamecube useless so super smash melee is impossible. This forces bros to argue over RISK strategies and often leads to accusations of dick in mouth. Bros will eventually proceed to tire, fall asleep, and wake up renewed to bro out once the power returns.
Those bros in suite B3C were totally Bro'in out when the power shut off. I heard Phil thinks starting with Australia is a poor strategy if you want first place, but Mike blames this opinion on the dick in Phil's mouth. I wish I could Bro in the Dark!
by Oznec November 4, 2008
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Bro-Hymen

The metaphorical barrier between boyhood and manhood.
Irv learned to Barbecue today and subsequently broke his bro-hymen.
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Bro Stomp

to beat someone for shitting on a fellow bro. Most always ends in death.
i dont care if you are 10 years old, i'll bro stomp the fuck outta you, you've lived long enough
by Hachi'sRevenge June 5, 2010
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bro-guy

a bro guy is a chilled out pot head who just chills with his friends and smokes pot. He/She also wastes alot of time, doing things such as oragami or sitting on the computer. Anyone who smokes with them is likewise considered a bro-guy.
Chad: "Hey man, wanna chill with Jimmy?"
Bernard: "Yea man, he's a total bro-guy."
by titsmcgrits August 17, 2009
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