Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration

Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan

by BOnoobies March 8, 2011

Hoe-Jack

When a hoe is stolen from a pimp its a Hoe-Jack

If you are a pimp and another pimp kills you and(or) steals your Hoes

by Brian Bowden August 13, 2004

Hoe Hog

Someone who trys to get with a girl when they know you want to ask them out. This person is usually someone who can get with any girl, but chooses to ask out the one that you like.

Guy #1: Hey, I think I might ask that chick out.

Guy #2: Ya right man, you have no chance with her! I'm asking her out!

Guy #1: You barely even know her! Fucking hoe hog!

by Dezzrek December 5, 2009

Pathetic Hoe

A female who knows the guy she's messing with has a girlfriend, wife or family and knows she doesn't come first and will sit there silently while he is on the phone with his girlfriend /wife

He is talking to his girlfriend on the phone telling his girlfriend he loves her while that bitch sits there is sucking his dick not knows to be quiet and knows not to say a word because his girlfriend is #1

"WHAT A PATHETIC HOE"

by hoe, bitch, stupid,slut whore July 17, 2016

tumblr hoe

That kind of girl who you see on tumblr posting pictures of her lips and septum, probably has an aesthetic blog, has a daddy kink.

She dresses like slut, but she cute too, she's probably a tumblr hoe.

by Platinum Kai February 22, 2017

hoe dust

When you have a strippers glitter get on your clothes at the strip club.

I was at the strip club getting a dance and got her hoe dust on me.

by Dusty cyclone February 4, 2017

stripper hoe

A girl who is a paid hoe and strips. Can also be known as a strippertute.

John is going to do a private room for an hour with that stripper hoe Candy.

by Ashlee617 October 3, 2017