Salty Kitty

Large Spanish Asian male doing it on a cat
I was salty kitty all over my cat last night
by YEETER OF WHEAT May 24, 2019
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stiff kitty

When the girl is bent over and you're doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her butt. She goes still and howls like a cat who just has it's tail stepped on... A stiff kitty!
I gave her a stiff kitty last night
by DirtyToad May 26, 2018
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dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.
Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023
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Shitty Kitty

"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.
"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."
by sneakyturtle31 March 12, 2024
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Velcro Kitty

The act of strapping a piece of velcro to one's pubic hair then proceeding to add your favorite coat. As you fuck the sjit out of her #realshit the fluids splurge onto your coat. Wear the coat to a funeral #praisegod
Henry: What is that stain on your coat? You need to wash it.

Axel: Nah I did a Velcro Kitty yesterday on some real shit
by AxxSquiggleGod April 2, 2024
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Kitty squad

What the most annoying group of girls called themselves their freshman year. Nobody actually likes them and they all hate each other anyway. They’re all rude and have huge egos but never have the looks to back it up. Squares and snitches. Think they the shit but they won’t talk to each other 6 months after graduation. Being so cocky but having an ugly face is gonna bite them in the ass one of these days.
Tf is kitty squad
Nobody likes them
The brown hair one is hideous
by ccanonymous January 21, 2025
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Kitties

Curious and clever, this beast is not for the faint of heart. She thrives on good vibes and has zero tolerance for drama. Kitties is as quick witted as she is kind natured so tread lightly as you may become a target for her entertainment.

This carnivorous female believes in family, justice, integrity, generosity, honesty, love, comedy and crystals. Very little get the opportunity to get close to this creature as she heavily guards herself from basic bitches. She prefers the company of animals to humans.

You will either love or hate this rare soul. Just know, she doesn't care either way. ❤❤❤
"Show me Kitties!"
by ShowMeKitties November 22, 2021
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