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by takemeback123 April 21, 2023
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Don't trust these kind of people as they aren't very reliable. They can be insecure about the physical well being but they underestimate themselves. They tend to be sporty and passionate about their goals in life. If you people a Jordan then don't let go of them
He is really good at hockey, no wonder why his name is Jordan
by Harrixane August 11, 2019
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a duchecause with no life and is pathetic with a millimeter defeater
look theirs Jordon wells with his millimeter defeater(jordans small pp) Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!
by penis monkey lover 49 February 1, 2022
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Jordan Hull

“Hey look it’s Jordan Hull” “Zamn 😍”
by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022
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jordan is the nicest person you will ever meet and he is also hot
omg you know jordan? yeah he is my bff
by kvhzjv September 19, 2022
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Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
Jordan. The green beast.
by anonymous December 4, 2024
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she is a back stabbing motherfucking bitch. never become friends with a girl named jordan she will always tease you about your insecurties and she will just ruin your life. she thinks shes so perfect but in reality shes not. shes not popular but alot of people know her but most of it is just hate. yeah stay away
guy 1: 'shit shes making fun of me again'

guy 2: 'stop being friends with jordan, shes a bitch
by Critter >:) May 5, 2022
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