green morning

that day after you smoke so much when you wake up and still feel high

i cant focus on typing this post, im having a green morning .

by four2zerochikk March 2, 2011

Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

Sunday Morning Vibes

Sunday Morning Vibes are a certain type of vibes that you can only feel specifically on a Sunday morning. It's somewhat a random blast of euphoria that you get once you wake up.

Logan: Bro, I just woke up and i'm already getting some Sunday Morning Vibes.
Jack: Me too bruh, it's hard to define.

by JingusFuckingJones December 31, 2022

just morning

When it happened in the morning but a while ago…

“ I talked to him just morning”
“How you gonna tell me ,my food stamps came just morning!! “

by Jhunty February 20, 2023

Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"

"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"

by Lechonk December 11, 2022

Good morning and God bless

Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)

Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)

by GogglesPower May 31, 2018

china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.

I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.

by Old American November 15, 2022