Seán: Can I have a pencil please Miss?
Miss Griffin: No Seán, go and buy your own f*cking pencils, you little b*ll*cks.
Seán(to friends):Jesus lads, don't go near Griffin today, she's on a mad one.
Miss Griffin: No Seán, go and buy your own f*cking pencils, you little b*ll*cks.
Seán(to friends):Jesus lads, don't go near Griffin today, she's on a mad one.
by Jamachine May 08, 2007
Title character in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2001). Played by Steve Oedekerk, The Chosen one must avenge the death of his family by defeating the Evil Betty/ Master Pain
Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.
by brydoh April 19, 2005
"What is your one-hundred?"
"Get rich or die trying"
"I dont start fights, i end them"
"Makie whoopie, generate income"
"Knife fights and smoking blunts"
"slay ladies for money"
"Get rich or die trying"
"I dont start fights, i end them"
"Makie whoopie, generate income"
"Knife fights and smoking blunts"
"slay ladies for money"
by daunte the security guard January 12, 2010
"Yo, I walked in the room and caught the giggles as soon as I saw that funny looking dude with the murder one."
by Cha Bizzle July 14, 2008
A Hooded One is someone who wears a hood in public everyday. Pale skin, wears all black, deppressed but isn't emo about it, is usually reading, doing work or on their way to what seems like somewhere important when you see them. Usually very intelligent and shy.
Person1: Dude I always see that guy in the hood reading.
Person2: Who?
Person1: That guy over there *points*
Person2: Oh you mean the hooded one.
Person1: Ya, why's he like that?
Person3: Hooded Ones like to read.
Person2: Who?
Person1: That guy over there *points*
Person2: Oh you mean the hooded one.
Person1: Ya, why's he like that?
Person3: Hooded Ones like to read.
by Hooded One September 06, 2006
man 1: dude, we gotta hurry or we'll miss the game!
man 2: just let me finish my drink, okay?
man 1: down in one! down in one!
man 2: just let me finish my drink, okay?
man 1: down in one! down in one!
by parlejeudi July 10, 2009
When trying to shit. A poo that asks to come out but then refuses to emerge when you sit on the toilet and relax your hole. Not to be confused with constipation which is often characterized by the lack of urge to sit on the toilet.
Oh noooo, not again! this is the third time I've had to sit on the toilet in an hour and it still wont come out. I hate it when I have a shy one.
or:
"Ashley sweetheart, are you OK, you've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour"?
It's OK mom, It's a shy one, can you bring me a mag to read?
or:
"Ashley sweetheart, are you OK, you've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour"?
It's OK mom, It's a shy one, can you bring me a mag to read?
by Mickeymysterious1 April 27, 2009