Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations

Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic

by Dont read this motherfu September 10, 2022

im gay

Okay cool goof 4 u want a cookie? Im not homophobic just don’t take my spotlight man.

u cus ur fruity: Im gay
Ur mom: ok here 🍪

by recurringdreams October 15, 2021

im so dead

oh no i got in trouble

mom:DID YOU BREAK MY CUP COME BACK HERE SON:SHOOT IM SO DEAD IM GONNA RUN

by rblx jack May 15, 2022

im doing it are you

The question of one person doing a sexual act on the phone and saying “I’m doing it are you” to ensure one person isn’t being too weird

John says “hey Lisa I put a toothbrush up my bum. im doing it are you ?”

Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”

by JDsmithster June 12, 2024

im da legend thanos

if you say this you certainly meet ur end with a fork.

HER: *walks infront of a large stadium*
EVERYONE: *cheering*

HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.

EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*

by Mattran January 05, 2025

IM FULL OF YOLK IM FULL OF WHITES

I AM AN EGG I DO WHATS RIGHT

Someone: “Yo what’s he doing?”

Someone 2: “getting into character
Slimecicle: IM FULL OF YOLK IM FULL OF WHITES

by SLIMECICLE May 12, 2024

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023