Honey nut scooter

1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all

1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"

2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"

Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "

by BobTheBurger November 25, 2016

Honey BBQ

The act of a cannibal who eats their spouse/significant other

Husband: "What's for dinner tonight, sweetie?"
Wife: "I'm gonna make some Honey BBQ, I've been craving it for a while."

by darklite17 October 24, 2015

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

A song about sucking dick for cocaine.

Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.

by bbbasic October 18, 2020

honey my beloved

My wife who died after giving birth to six cats. May you rest in peace. RIP that pussy.

"Sheesh, how's your wife doing?"

"They're...dead. Honey my beloved."

by b@lls4lyf3 June 16, 2021

HONEY CHASER

A person who's chasing something that will allow them to level up in life.

Melissa just started a new business, works full time ,and goes to school

Full time. She is the number 1 honey chaser.

by Honey Chas October 30, 2022

honey intolerant

a person who cannot stand the taste of honey, and throws up after consuming honey.

marina: omg I cant eat honey without throwing up!
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?

by tigergoesrawr August 3, 2021

chad honey

A term used to describe the gross cum of a jock - usually named Chad.

"I ate my buddies' chad honey, but now he has a wife and kids so I can't even look him in the eye."

by euronymous96 January 10, 2020