When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.
We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.
Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.
Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.
by tedmosbysexarchitect December 27, 2021
Get the Floppy Drivedmug. When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022
Get the Douche bag drive bymug. by Kla31 July 30, 2022
Get the Driving at Turtleneck Pacemug. Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
Get the drive-by jerk offmug. Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.
by Kopicake September 18, 2025
Get the long drivemug. I was horny, and your granny offered it up, so I went Driving Miss Daisy. Said she liked it raw. Reminded her of her first prom night with 3 of the guys from the basketball team.
by WhaddaMuthaFkr November 7, 2023
Get the Driving Miss Daisymug. Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial
English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!
Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021
Get the Driving Englishmug.