space shuttle door gunner

An internet blowhard, especially on internet gun or military forums, who like to dog others from the safety of theor anonymous keyboards.

That Jon3, he's such a Space Shuttle Door Gunner, posting definitions when he doesn't even really know what they mean.

by Gat Mc Slamster October 14, 2005

left door law

business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)

-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??

i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!

shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!

the left door law is applied at our business!

i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!

by michael foolsley December 24, 2010

creeping with the girl next door

Shaggy "it wasn't me". Famous song

Someone: (screaming at the top of their lungs) honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door

by Brandyman July 13, 2017

Leave your shoes at the door

To get so unbelievably fucked up, you are mentally checking your brain out of commission til further notice
To forget the past present and future, and to 'break the world down' into something way to complex for the untrained eye to discover.

After Kevin and Dom forgot: how much money they started with, how many bombers were ate, how blood got on Dom's sneaker, and why Kevin's shoes were litterally gone the next morning. They concluded that they had a leave your shoes at the door night.

by K-Rish December 28, 2010

Ranting retard next door

The retard who lives next door and rants and raves talking to himself, like a complete lunatc.

I had to listen to the ranting retard next door at about 4:30am this morning. I'd rather sleep.

by Pseudo Boogy Man October 22, 2008

Wolf nibbling at the back door

A sweating and itching condition caused by walking fast on hot days or by engaging in any other physical activity that makes your ring sting. Excessive pounding on the missus' rusty sheriffs badge with the wolf having recently nibbled at her back door may cause bleeding and discomfort.

Sharron: Fucken hell Shane, you've been hanging outta my ring all night and now there's a Wolf nibbling at the back door.

Shane: Sorry love, I was drunk. Tell him to piss off.

by Dr Chopstick November 5, 2006

I gently open the door

I gently open the door is a "joke" from the game Doki Doki Literature Club. This was made into a meme of the text "I gently open the door" displayed and an image of dabbing hanging Sayori.

MC: "I gently open the door"
Sayori: *dabbing*

by Wilted Roses June 16, 2019