Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.
I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.
by RockabillyJ April 19, 2023

by hahhe September 29, 2020

by AskiRaski February 22, 2020

Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.
by agropuffs November 4, 2022

by Donut Lovers June 18, 2012

by smosh_stan February 8, 2021

Q: Why were you late to the lift this morning?
A: I picked up a cute liftie from the buckhorn party last night and had a powdered donut for breakfast.
A: I picked up a cute liftie from the buckhorn party last night and had a powdered donut for breakfast.
by Ramón802 February 4, 2021
