The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes

Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

by TangyOnions May 4, 2022

Glazed Donut

A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.

He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.

by Anonymous Skull May 10, 2022

Getting donuts

Getting sex in a car before court, usually oral

Allen, charged with evading, was getting donuts when the court called his name on docket.

by Hornet70 May 12, 2022

eat a donut, ma'am

When your spanx perfect pants are working.

Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.

by agropuffs November 4, 2022

donut

can be used as an insult for someone who is not very smart

thats not the answer you donut!

by cheeseball5856 September 14, 2022

Dunk in Donut

When a man in a Jet Puffed Marshmallow suit from Spirit Halloween takes his penis and shoves it inside of a Tim Horton's donut.

Guy 1: "man that sex with Marissa was good last night"
Guy 2: "not as good as doing a dunk in donut!"

by catermélon September 23, 2022

Donut

A perfect tool for males looking to practice their aim. Also used as a tasty treat for females.

I spent hours practising my skills on a box of donuts.

by pattats October 23, 2022