Mike Portnoy

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.

"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

Mike Temple

A psycho crazy shred blues guitar player who will melt your face with insane electric guitar licks... The sonic vibrations made from his blistering solos have been compared to a large vibrator tickling your ears vagina... Ladies hold on to your panties when he gets going.

Matt: Mike Temple is playing tonight

Elliott: I dont want to see him, I'm still suffering third degree burns from that facemelter solo he played last week.

by aztec709 April 4, 2010

Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.

"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."

by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021

The Flight Mike

a person who give NFL and NBA news. He flys in youtube and is mordern day equivalent of the traditional pigeon. gives good takes.

Imran - "I saw The Flight Mike flying, brotha never sleeps."

by ellaellaey December 5, 2021

dropping the mike

Ending the conversation, at least your part of it

Gotta go, 'dropping the mike '

by Lpsbb December 10, 2016

mike goodwin

a weird kid that looks like he is Chinese when he smiles

"That kid looks like Mike Goodwin with his squinty eyes!"

by MIKE IS A LOSER April 27, 2014

mountain mikes

A disgusting pizza place in NorCal where white people go. Or if you’re forced by an end-of-the-season baseball, soccer, basketball, party.

Drew: What’s your favorite pizza place?
Max: definetely not Mountain Mikes that place is wack- but their arcade games are pretty cool.

by norcalhoe11 January 23, 2018