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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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awesomeness bitch

when something is so amazing when you try describe it with "awesomeness" one cannot refrain from adding the word "bitch"
Harry, "Dude i passed the drug test!"
Ray, "Awesomeness bitch!"
by thisguy123456 January 15, 2012
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Awesome gay movies or tv shows

I know ur gay and probably in the closet so here are some gay shows and movies .

Love Simon- u can watch it on Amazon prime
Love victor- Hulu

Handsome devil- Hulu
Just Charlie- it’s mtf trans but very good- Hulu
She ra- representation but still there ya know- Netflix
Awesome gay movies or tv shows. There needs to be more.mmkay bye. Nice meeting you.
by Greedygremlingreens February 7, 2021
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Awesome-Saucing

Verb. The act of partaking in an event where you will be getting sauced with your friends.
"I was out last night awesome-saucing with my friends and I got totally trashed."
by summahstudent November 4, 2012
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unpure awesomeness

1.when you are so close to pure awesomeness but mess up at the last minute

2.doing something totally awesome but it ends up hurting/killing you

3.your mistake makes your life unpure
Joe average the race car driver was so close to winning the last race of his life race and making his racing life pure awesomeness but messed up and crashed making his racing life unpure awesomeness
by F. Aggot September 12, 2009
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awesome

A term that, before the 1980s, meant something that inspired awe. During and after the 80's, meant cool, wonderful, sexy, great, etc.
Prior to 1980s: "That was an awesome sunset." Or, "Our God is an awesome God. "

During and after the 1980s (though briefly replaced by gnarly, epic, etc): "That is an awesome outfit you've got on!" Or, "Where did you get those awesome shoes? "
by Simmaniac March 4, 2017
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