The Coach Ashley Effect is when Coach Ashley says she's going to do something but doesn't fucking do it.
"Coach Ashley Said she was going to schedule me to work a midshift tomorrow but somehow it didn't fucking happen, that's the Coach Ashley Effect in action"
by ThePublicker February 13, 2025
Get the Coach Ashley Effect mug.A person with an excuse for everything. An Ashley needs random excuses to cover up any mistakes. Nothing is ever Ashley's fault because oopsies and she loves you. An Ashley will also take blame for anything that she did not do. An Ashley is a total walking contradiction.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
"Who drank my whiskey?"
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
by Reoccurring Alternating Ash March 23, 2025
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Reads a lot, especially wattpad. Goes for personality over looks. Is a pretty quiet person and nice but honest.
“Ashley’s dating that one dude”
“That one??? She can do so much better”
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“That one??? She can do so much better”
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by Therealestlinguist November 23, 2021
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by masterkimsays November 23, 2021
Get the Ashley Carolina Castillo mug.She’s just a a girl who wants to be understood. She suffers from body Dysmorphia, anxiety, and depression but you will never truly know what she goes through because she’ll always hide it. She doesn’t have a lot of people to fall back on anymore because everyone just gets up and leaves sooner or later. She just wants to be happy but she knows she’ll never find it until she’s no longer here
by thegirlwhocriedforhelp November 23, 2021
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