Noah

Noah is the hottest boy on the planet. And has a huge penis. He loves gaming and is a really talented gamer that has a bad gaming reputation but plays like a professional. He will grow up to be an elite sports player and shit on the people who bullied him while gaming.

2020: “Noah sucks”

2040 “omg I need his autograph

by WaffleRick May 5, 2020

Noah

He's the worst person to be around and majorly weird, if you find a noah RUN RUN NOWWWWW.

Girl: omg is that noah

Me: yes hes weird bro stay away

by Noah Tate November 11, 2020

Noah

The most badass that has a big penis and can get any girl

Hi Noah how are you

by Itssnotnoah October 26, 2020

Noah

He can be a jackass who punched your grandma, he can be a "nice guy".
He can even be nice to you, rarely.
But that all depends on if you want to be nice to him.

Guy 1: Man I just hate Noah!
Guy 2: He's really not that bad, you just need to get to know him!

by Man with a crown January 16, 2022

noah mosley

The ninth fastest person in the north part of southern Ohio

Wow Noah Mosley’s kinda chubby

by Noah molsey July 25, 2020

Noah

A person who has once before seen the deep depths of the kitchen sink, and is sigma

Noah is rizzy.

by STRAKAMEHAMEHA January 27, 2025

Noah Castro

A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.

Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*

by 4bigguys December 8, 2021