National Milett Day

Dec 4.
A national holiday celebrating the birth of the most unique girl in the world.

I can't wait for December 4th It's national Milett Day!

by National Milett day lover December 7, 2022

National Hanime Day

Maybe you didn't get to be a part of national hentai day welp here it is again just with a different name

Dude1: Bro I forgot about national hentai day
Dude2: Hey don't worry bro today is the 2nd national Hentai day but with a different name

Dude1: Thanks bro for telling me about National Hanime Day

by ExoticHats May 7, 2020

National Naomi Day

A day where all the crackheads come together & celebrate the birth of Naomi Collins.

“Aye nigga, you celebrating National Naomi day?”

by Ndnshahshhaananah April 30, 2020

National Firstlove Day

August 3rd... Is the day you will post, talk, and try to love you firstlove again!

Happy national firstlove day, because you are the first male I loved !

by J@mi3 July 30, 2019

national mommy day

National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.

boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy

boy 2: that’s not your mom?

boy 1: no that’s my mommy

boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh

by swagmfff October 10, 2021

National Taco Thursday

On the third Thursday of every March, it is National Taco Thursday and you literally have to eat tacos or a clown will come to your bed and eat your face off while you are sleeping.

Hey bro it's National Taco Thursday. We better go eat some tacos today.

by Very hot man and also sexy March 18, 2021

National Trollge Day

National Trollge Day is a thing that happens on April 1st, 2022. And so on. When it is April 1st, 12:00AM. It is too late, he already sees you. You are not guaranteed to survive, even with a DATA EXPUNGED,DATA EXPUNGED. His force/strength was taken by a lucky American state trooper, seconds before his death. The Trollge has the strength of about the DATA EXPUNGED hitting your body. His speed cannot be matched as well, his top speed is about DATA EXPUNGEDkph. He will destroy earth, on April 1st about DATA EXPUNGED of the human race will not survive. He DATA EXPUNGED his victims, in the most brutal, gruesome and cruel ways possible. If you hear the infamous "troll -lo-lo-lol" theme, it is to late, he sees you. If you hear another DATA EXPUNGED theme, it is to late. DATA ExPUn-I̴t ̴i s ̴o k̴a̶y̴.̴ ̴N̵o t̶h̴i n̵g̶ ̶i̵s̴ w̶r o n̶g̶,̶ ̶c o̵m̶e̵ ̵o̶u t s i d̶e̵. ̵T̵h̶e̴ f a̵m̴i l y '̵s̴ ̴a̴r̵e̵ p̶l a̶y i̴n̴g̵,̶ t h̵e̶ ̶b̵i̵r d̵s̵ ̶a̶r̴e̵ ̵s̶i̴n̶g̴i̶n̵g̶. GED. If you hear a door open, or window shatter at night, pray to God it isn't him. Wrote by DATA EXPUNGED

Start Tape.

DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"

O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.

O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"

DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"

O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.

O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."

As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED

DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"

The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.

O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."

End Tape.

by cringey holiday maker May 5, 2021