Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

Jacking the beanstock

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.

Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021

jack manifold

that bitch from stranger things

Jack Manifold: i got a custard cream biscuit #🍪
Person: why is eleven from stranger things on twitter.... girl you've got monsters to fight!!!

by sally the salmon is a milf September 28, 2021

Jack Cortair

Someone who suffers from the effects of Copium. Willing to perform demon time services just to get a couple dollars.

I went back to my apartment and there was Jack Cortair messing around with Peanut.

by DownBadBrad June 30, 2021

Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.

Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack

by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013

Jacking the Wheel

When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.

They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.

Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"

Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"

by TBoarder August 26, 2013