A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
Get the Dodecashot morningmug. When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
by Zexan May 23, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. Morning.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
Get the morningmug. An elongated string of complaints uttered by a person in the morning, particularly during the time between opening their eyes and getting out of bed.
Every morning before the old lady drags her ass outta’ bed I gotta’ listen to a bunch of shit like”it’s hot”, “it’s cold”, “I hate your cats”, “I don’t want to work today”, “I drank too much”, “ you drank too much” and “you are stupid and you hurt my feelings three weeks ago”. It’s her morning bitchual.
by WordFistOfDoom October 2, 2019
Get the Morning Bitchualmug. A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio
by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023
Get the Good Morning Todaymug. Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
by smj101 May 24, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. by InfernalRites May 23, 2022
Get the Extended Morningmug.