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Number 71

Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.

Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.
Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!

Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.
by Mark Nicholas November 25, 2021
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poop number/letter

When a person calls you a poop number/letter, they are counting how much you poop. If the number is high then its basically calling you a shithead
you’re poop number/letter 6”
by tweekphobic July 30, 2021
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Sucky Teacher Number Two

A bio teacher at a redneck high-school in middle of know where Michigan who should probably go back to his frat.

This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area

common phrases

1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"

2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"

3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"

4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"

5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "

6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"

this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school

>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender

Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2

"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9

"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11

"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10

"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10

"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
by lol tina April 25, 2019
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Number 3

When you shit out water while shitting out hard lumps of dookie while pissing all at the same time.
Anybody who eats Taco Bell: oh shit, I gotta take a Number 3.

Me: they go up to 3 now?
by Jynx1337 September 2, 2025
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Number 26

Do you know the breast beater
Yea
It’s me let my slap your duck number 26
by The ass smoker November 24, 2021
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Arashi's Number One Fanboy

A user on Discord who really likes Arashi Narukami but absolutely despises ENStars. He moans a lot for Piers from Pokemon SWSH. One time sent waist pics for 3 dollar Nitro
"Holy Moly Oh My Gosh It's Arashi's Number One Fanboy"
by Kissing Arashi Narukami January 25, 2023
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