verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.
by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022
Get the crash landmug. Another word for Pigeon
Tom the Roadman: Oi look there's a few land ducks here man. Let's eat them bro.
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*
by Juabetskoya January 8, 2022
Get the Land Duckmug. by Sling slong July 15, 2016
Get the land drowningmug. 
by Frootsmoothie October 5, 2021
Get the No man’s landmug. A landing over 260 FPM in a aircraft. Where the landing gear hit's the ground hard and the nose landing gear comes down fast
by Just a Fellow Sim Pilot October 31, 2022
Get the Horrible landingmug. A wedding is being planned and the high a maintenance bride who is a stewardess and is reasoning with everyone that she wants the wedding to be in Hawaii. She explains that she can get very low cost flight tickets for everyone. Many in the two families want to go but are not that well off. Someone says "yes, but that plane has to land sometime." That means that the low cost flight tickets are appreciated but the huge expenses start once the plane has landed like taxi cabs or limos, motel rooms in Hawaii, tipping skycaps, cabs, luggage handlers, buying drinks at a renowned resort where prices are inflated, thus the idea of low cost flight tickets is irrelevant.
"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."
"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."
by telltale August 31, 2013
Get the That Plane Has to Land Sometimemug.