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by OWAS2007 March 25, 2019
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joke-ing

When the leader of the nation makes and incredibly stupid remark, only to have his aides follow up by saying it was only a “joke.”
The president said he would like to nuke hurricanes to stop their destruction when coming onshore, but his chief of staff said he was only joke-ing.
by euphemismo August 29, 2019
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joke

a word that was offensive to all women and LGBTQ members in 2020-present.
Tiffany: THATS NOT FUNNY BLM WAS NOT A JOKE AND AUNT JEMIMA SYRUP WAS RACIST
Bob: Calm down it was a joke.
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The Mayo Joke

Dude *Joseph* literally has a mayo obsession.
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!

The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise
by BookaTheQueen March 24, 2025
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funniest joke in the world

you.
“hey dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”
by fossil puthay May 6, 2021
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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Inside Joke

Something that only a particular friend group or select few would understand.
"...I don't get it" "It's an inside joke. You just had to be there"
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022
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