big cap, small lies

When you make a really big lie, and then make smaller lies or excuses to back up the big lie.

“I totally went to class! I didnt skip. i’m a good kid.”
“No way! BIG CAP, SMALL LIES!”

by pdotbk December 19, 2019

Small

Perfect

Small titties big heart= Perfect titties big heart

by Danjames97 March 19, 2020

Small Jack

Jack isn’t and will never be tall

Jack: wanna go on a date?

Jolene: ew, no. you’re to small Jack

by jwall22 March 8, 2022

small wong dong

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room

ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet

by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019

Small

Linus

Linus is small

by Piasteslafarm November 23, 2021

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

Pierson's Small Brain

Pierson's small brain is another word for a brain that has been deformed. The person with Pierson's Small Brain usually have learning disabilities and wont be able to keep up with the other kids in their school.

Im sorry, i have one of Pierson's Small Brains

by heypiersonwhatsup October 3, 2019