Cricketers double

To sleep with both a mum and daughter either at the same time or over a period of time

Thompson slept with his ex's mum last saturday, the old cricketers double

by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017

Double Bust

Someone who is playing soggy waffle with friends, and doesn't make it in time the first time so goes back for round two. He then nuts on the waffle before the last person does.

A nickname only given to the true champion. A man who could make the comeback of the century.

Double Bust just nutted twice. And you still lost.

by DoubleBust October 1, 2018

Double Duvet

When your partner kicks their half of the duvet over you, so you are then covered over by a double layer of duvet.

I got no sleep last night because of the heat, as my girlfriend double duvet’d me

by Sheepdawwg July 16, 2019

Double-Jeez

A step up from a Single-Jeez, but not as extreme as a Triple-Jeez. Used as a reactionary phrase to otherwise controversial or extreme subject matter.

person A: "Dude I totally had a little boy so I could get a settlement out of the catholic church"
person B: "Oh..." "That's a double-jeez"

by Rilzdahboy April 17, 2019

Double Hose

The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.

Example 1: Professional Setting

Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.

Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.

Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.

Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.

Example 2: Personal Setting

Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.

Friend 2: Sorry Dude.

Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.

Friend 2: Hosed man...

Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.

Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!

by slick50 December 28, 2009

double phone

taking a picture of nudes on a friends phone instead of screenshooting. therefore having it for later.

“i don’t wanna get double phones by sending it though”

by imfastasfuckboi May 1, 2019

Double Grape

1) Verb: When one enjoys both grapes and wine in the same meal, thereby doubling his grape intake.

2) Verb: When a man inserts both his testicles in a woman's vagina, much to her delight.

I certainly did double grape during last night's meal, I am feeling quite full of antioxidants.

I certainly did double grape that woman last night. I am quite certain she is still thinking about my testicles inside her vagina.

by Wouldyoulikesomegrapesandwine? December 6, 2011