spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

Tap In

pendu favourite thing to do. A goal scored just outside the net (Super easy to score). My idol Pendu is sometimes found in estonia looking for ‘tap ins’. The ghost penaldo is always successful in finding his tap ins.

The Portuguese devil pristiano pendu loves a good ol tap in

by The ghost Pris December 30, 2022

emilo 1 tap washing machine

the person only 1 taps people in games

person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine

person 2: nice

by mariusballs13 November 22, 2021

It’s tapped

When John runs out of coffee and asks a coworker to start a fresh batch. During a rush, it is said with more urgency and darting eye contact.

“Guys, it’s tapped.”
“GUYS, it’s tapped!!!”

by jollygoodfun17 October 3, 2021

Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless

“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”

by stripeddinosaur October 7, 2021

Broke the tap

When you're drinking and go pee for the first time, and then have to keep going back.

Dude! You broke the tap, now you're screwed!

by OctagonSlave October 15, 2021

cappin the tap

faking an orgasm.

while using my fapkins, she was cappin the tap.

by thecappertapper October 16, 2021